Sonic Unleashed Review: 30% Excellent

“If you loved Generations, you’ll also love half of Unleashed.” That’s what they told me. I disagree.
“If you loved Generations, you’ll also love half of Unleashed.” That’s what they told me. I disagree.
I went into Monument Valley not really knowing what to expect. I knew it was a puzzle game, but that was about it. But what I got was an absolute delight of a game.
I wanted to love this game. Oh how I wanted to love this game. The art is gorgeous, the music is excellent, the characters and world are charming… But that’s about where it ends.
(Not to be confused with The 7 Husbands of Evelyn Hugo)
Did you know that your parents and teachers lied to you? They did this to improve their own self-esteem. All of these grammar rules they taught you aren’t rules at all, and you don’t need to follow them.
I tweeted alongside yesterday’s presentation.
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Everyone else is posting about Pokémon Go, so I decided I would to in order to stay relevant. Jumping on the bandwagon with blatant pandering comic will get me views, right?
Does this make me one of the cool kids? Let me know in the comments.